Dear Oppo: What is the ugliest car ever made? (Prizes!)

"Cebu" (menostwelve) 04/07/2014 at 19:57 • Filed to: None

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The rules of this competition are simple. It must be a car, truck, or other four-wheeled civilian vehicle that is or was in series production- no one-off customs.

Prizes:

0. Being On Oppo

Have a Corvette, because MURIKA.

Worst in Show:

1 LaFerrari HotWheels

1 One-77 HotWheels

2. Second Worst in Show:

1 Lamborghini Reventon HotWheels

3. Third Worst in Show:

1 caricature/drawing of winner in whatever car they so desire.

Best in Show (or I Entered the Wrong Damn Competition):

1 full-resolution wallpaper of a Stingray Vette- my best piece of car pornography, with no strings attatched other than a CreativeCommons NoCommercial license.

Entrant Door Prize/Read to the End of the Post Prize:

Have a Camaro.

bob and john > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:00

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Fiat multipla

Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:01

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The SsangYong Rodius is quite god awful if you ask me.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:02

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Fiat Multipla..... Looks like a Duck, just ew.... I can't even look at this car.

VQ_powerrrrr > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:02

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I'll have to go with a SsangYong Rodius....looks like someone took an X6 (not a good looking car) and boxed it out

ly2v8-Brian > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:03

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The Prius (really pretty much all of Toyota's line) because it is a mini Aztek infused with a pretentious snobbery that is undeserved. and the interior is absolute garbage.

interrogator-chaplain > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:03

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I'm getting the Fiat Multipla in before anyone else can.

Your boy, BJR > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:03

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Marcos Mantis because, seriously guys, what were you trying to accomplish here?

There isn't a single angle where it looks better than "cartoonishly awkward"

Your boy, BJR > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:06

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Bond Minicar. Here's an idea guys! Let's make our car look like a penis.

No Prius Needed > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:08

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It isn't the ugliest but it is pretty bad

RooWills > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:08

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VQ_powerrrrr > Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare 04/07/2014 at 20:12

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YES SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME haha i posted the same car a minute earlier omg the ugliness

dogisbadob > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 20:12

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I like that car! I've never heard of it before though

Your boy, BJR > dogisbadob 04/07/2014 at 20:13

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Marcos Mantis: If Sloth from The Goonies were a car.

Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare > VQ_powerrrrr 04/07/2014 at 20:15

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ITS AWFUL, LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE ROOFLINE?!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Niccolò > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:15

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AWS Shopper.

Your boy, BJR > Niccolò 04/07/2014 at 20:19

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shite…….is that even AH car?

AthomSfere > Your boy, BJR 04/07/2014 at 20:21

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Its a favorite past time of Bugatti's too:

AthomSfere > Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare 04/07/2014 at 20:22

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This is very Korean "trying to figure it out".

That said, it may be ugly but it had potential to be awesome. I like it.

lone_liberal > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:22

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The Excalibur.

Dunnik > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:27

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I'm just gonna leave this right here

It's a "Porch-uh" > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:31

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Totally not trolling.

And definitely not being sarcastic about totally not trolling. Most definitely. Not.

JR1 > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:32

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ttyymmnn > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:34

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1976 Matador

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:35

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I have to say that there are a few ugly TVRs out there. The TVR "Wedges" are pretty nasty in general, but the 450 SEAC is a real eyesore:

Look at the spoiler. This is wrong on so many levels, what were they thinking?

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > JR1 04/07/2014 at 20:36

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you shut your dirty comment hole

JR1 > banjo cat ghost of oppo past 04/07/2014 at 20:37

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What? You actually like how this car looks?

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:38

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AMC Eagle...targa. It's like a Chrysler LeBaron's shorter, fatter sister

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > JR1 04/07/2014 at 20:44

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I like it a lot actually. It's a fine line between eccentric and ugly. This car is eccentric.

VQ_powerrrrr > Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare 04/07/2014 at 20:45

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I feel like its an X6 with a box over the coupe part. Its like someone described an X6 over the phone, then the Koreans were like "hey this isn't right. No european would ever design an SUV like this with a fastback. The person must be blind. Lets just assume it looks like this"

revrseat70 > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:45

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If not the Aztek, It's gotta be this: Sebring Citicar

revrseat70 > interrogator-chaplain 04/07/2014 at 20:47

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Pretty sure all you guys just googled it..

still hard to believe these are the people the make the abarth 500 and own ferrari

JR1 > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 04/07/2014 at 20:47

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I like a lot of cars that are perceived as ugly. But this Aston is too pedestrian to be an Aston and too angular to be attractive IMO

Kailand09 > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:48

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Toyota Previa. The most astonishing mix of boring and ugly all in one place. I puke in my mouth every time I see one of these on the road.

coqui70 > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:51

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Perhaps this ...

Or this ...

Big Bubba Ray > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 20:59

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I know some people around here like them, but I cannot stand the looks of the Citroen 2CV. They're beyond hideous, in my opinion.

banjo cat ghost of oppo past > JR1 04/07/2014 at 21:05

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Y-yeah ....from an angle. After a Miami Vice fever pitch marathon. Rose colored shades indeed. Plus, wagon brah

The interior is what I call a time machine. Not one curved surface in that motherf*cker...holy shit all those buttons not likely working just made me reconsider finding one.

BJ > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 21:05

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AMC Pacer

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > JR1 04/07/2014 at 21:07

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I'm ok with that. It was designed to polarise.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 21:10

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The Rodius has already been mentioned, but I think the Ssanyong Actyon is worse

(the new facelift isn't so bad though)

DuckDraper > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 21:15

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I think I won

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Big Bubba Ray 04/07/2014 at 21:21

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My family had two - now just one is left - 2CVs as daily driven cars. I drove countless kilometers in both of them. No, not in the 60's. I'm 30 years old.

I never liked the car. It's by far not the ugliest car ever made, but I can't stand its "cute flimsiness" and the image it enjoys here in Germany. I simply can't identify myself with it. Oh, and don't drive it when there is any head wind...

JR1 > banjo cat ghost of oppo past 04/07/2014 at 21:27

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I think the exterior is ugly but the interior is cool. Very 80s. The interior has character!

eindeutschfanboy > ly2v8-Brian 04/07/2014 at 21:32

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Vauxhall Zafira

JGrabowMSt > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 21:51

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Where do I collect my prize?

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > revrseat70 04/07/2014 at 22:50

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What the fuck is that? That's the hood scoop I only ever see on otherwise stock Neons... I refuse to believe this is a real thing.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > revrseat70 04/07/2014 at 23:26

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I SAW A SILVER ONE OF THESE AT THE LEMAY. It was called "Starlett III" or something weird like that.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 23:40

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I think an exception should be made for the Aurora.

Or the BB1.

Final answer: the Buick Wildcat II. Ghastly. It looks like a zombie Corvette.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Cebu 04/07/2014 at 23:54

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I suppose someone has to post the Pontiac Aztek, and the Fiat Multipla has already been posted

mr2gud2u > Cebu 04/08/2014 at 01:19

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I nominate the i3. To lazy to post a pic

revrseat70 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/08/2014 at 08:23

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Yeah I've heard it called that too. But yeah, she's a looker

Cebu > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 04/08/2014 at 16:08

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You, sir, win, with the Buick Wildcat II. Email address?

Cebu > AthomSfere 04/08/2014 at 16:11

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Sir, you can go soak your head. The T57 Teardrop is awesome, you just messed with the proportions via Photoshop.

Cebu > coqui70 04/08/2014 at 16:12

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You, sir, get a somewhat famous No-Prize for comparing cars to Star Wars charachters.

Cebu > JGrabowMSt 04/08/2014 at 16:12

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Hideos front, yes. Rear, no.

Cebu > It's a "Porch-uh" 04/08/2014 at 16:12

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Miata.

Really?

Cebu > banjo cat ghost of oppo past 04/08/2014 at 16:13

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That's actually pretty funny.... it's a really bad cartooonish car....

Cebu > lone_liberal 04/08/2014 at 16:14

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That's called greebling in architectural terms, and no, it really doesn't work (yet) in cars.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Cebu 04/08/2014 at 18:32

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Seriously? Awesome!!! rtsmith.sea@gmail.com

AthomSfere > Cebu 04/08/2014 at 21:57

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Ha, I wish I had photoshop skills like that!

coqui70 > Cebu 04/08/2014 at 23:14

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Why thank you!

Cebu > AthomSfere 04/09/2014 at 10:32

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*looks up pics*

Okay, it does have one or two wrongish pieces (the side windows and bizzare fin), but overall it's pretty freakin' awesome. It's certainly not hurt by its relation to the Talbot Lago Teardrop Coupe, pictured above. By related I mean it popped up in the Google Images results for "type 57 teardrop"...

frankie fizz > It's a "Porch-uh" 04/09/2014 at 15:13

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also the most overrated car ever

Shiftright > JR1 04/11/2014 at 05:12

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You Sir, know nothing!... Good Day...I say Good Day to you Sir!